How many times, have you got in a state,
trying to chase the last pea, around your plate.
It’s rolled to a stop, you stab it fast,
then off it shoots, like a blast.
Look at your pea, now on the floor,
you no longer fancy it anymore.
Spaghetti looks good, you start to tuck in,
already you have, red sauce on your chin.
The next piece is long, it’s hung from your lips,
You suck it right up, with slurps and sips.
Twirling your fork, the suggested way,
still lets the odd strand, go wiggling astray,
You get quite messy, with spaghetti bolognese,
the stain from the sauce, will last for days.
Barbecue chicken is a lovely treat,
but eating it, is such a feat.
The sticky sauce and taste that lingers,
have covered up, all your fingers.
You lick them clean, one by one,
then lick your lips, with your tongue.
By now you’ve got in quite a mess,
food on your face and on your dress.
Here comes dessert, they all look nice,
you decide to have, a rhubarb slice.
Accompanied by custard, a scoop on top,
with your very first mouthful, you spill a drop.
You spoon some more, this time with care,
but somehow you have custard in your hair.
It’s time to give up, go back to your crib,
next time you eat out, take a baby’s bib.